This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rope Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Local tightrope walker was unable to change his insurance because of his outstanding balance.
Just joined the local church’s bell ringing group. They said they would show me the ropes.
A friend has just got a steady job. He’s a tightrope walker in a circus.
I got a friend a rope tied to a bucket for their birthday. It went down well.
Did I tell you the joke about the jump rope? Never mind, skip it.
Police are searching for a gang who stole a series of ropes from the local toy shop. It’s believed they’ve skipped town.
I’m struggling to get the slack out of a rope even after instruction. I guess some things just can’t be taut.
Saw a group of people competing to see who could end up putting most knots in a series of ropes. They ended up tied.
Really upset that the metal hooks tied to my rope have broken. I’m having a hard time grappling with this.
Call me a cynic, but I think ropes were introduced by boat companies to raise sails.
If you like these rope jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.