This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Recycling Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
I used to work in a shoe recycling centre. It was sole destroying.
I know someone who has an awful job at a recycling plant crushing soft drink cans. It’s soda pressing.
Recyclables never feel used because they always get a second chance.
If only I could recycle as much of my rubbish as this site does…
I never get tired working at the recycling plant, I always have renewable energy.
I told some recycled calculus jokes, turns out it was derivative humour.
Of course I recycle. Why would I buy a bike and only use it once?
I was thinking about setting up a business recycling the chewing gum on the street but I just can’t get it off the ground.
I don’t keep telling the same jokes over and over, I’m just a fan of recycling.
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