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Ghost Jokes

Read a book called "Wooooooooh". I suspect it was written by a ghost writer.

It’s Halloween this weekend, and as we have had Halloween, Vampire and Dracula jokes in the past, here are some Ghost Jokes. They come, as normal, with no guarantee of funniness or originality. In fact, you might recognise some that have appeared before.  They might cause more frights than laughs…       I’ve noticed that… Continue reading Ghost Jokes

Clock Jokes

I used to have a friend who kept changing the sound that his alarm clock made. I wonder what he's getting up to now?

Clocks seem to be all the rage at the moment, with Wednesday having been “Back To The Future Day”, the day that Marty McFly went forward in time to in the second of the films, and with clocks changing this weekend. We’ve had time jokes and time travel jokes before, so there may be a… Continue reading Clock Jokes

Airport Jokes

A friend has bought an old aircraft, taken the wings off, and turned it into a restaurant beside the airport terminal. I don’t think it will take off.

I’ve spent some time this week sitting in airports – bringing back memories of times when that was a much more frequent occurrence – and in the time that I was waiting, I was reminded of a few one liners on that theme, so here are some airport jokes.  They may not take off, and… Continue reading Airport Jokes

River Jokes

Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.

I had a pleasant view this week in a meeting looking over the Thames, so river jokes seemed as good a theme for this week’s puns and one liners as anything else. So, as normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.       Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.  … Continue reading River Jokes

Tower Jokes

Tripped whilst climbing a tower in Paris. I fell.

Here are some tower jokes. I hope you enjoy the puns and one liners, but don’t be too surprised if they are not top on originality or hilarity.       I tried reading a book about a tower with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.   Tripped whilst climbing a tower… Continue reading Tower Jokes

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