Month: May 2024

Thumb Jokes

Saw an architect dip his thumb in some navy coloured paint. Apparently he was trying to get a blueprint.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thumb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I spotted a new website all about hitch hiking. It’s got the thumbs up. I dislocated my thumb but two friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort. A carpenter… Continue reading Thumb Jokes

Flip Jokes

I used to wonder who flipped a vampire's pancakes. Turns out it's Count Spatula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flip Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I met a really angry pancake earlier. He just flipped. A man with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and says, “Got any flip flips?” How do penguins make a… Continue reading Flip Jokes

Doorbell Jokes

Bought a doorbell that plays nice music. It was a pretty sound investment.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doorbell Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating… Continue reading Doorbell Jokes

Stage Jokes

When to a U2 gig and Bono fell off the stage. He was standing to close to The Edge.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… One of the reason that people on stage are often good at making small talk is that they have microphones. Local theatre director has lined the stage with Scrabble tiles so he… Continue reading Stage Jokes

Cube Jokes

A friend just gave me a sugar cube as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cube Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I tried tickling some Oxo cubes and they became a laughing stock. I was going to put ice cubes in my socks then I got cold feet. Following a recipe, says I… Continue reading Cube Jokes