The ATM, or cash machine, reached its fiftieth birthday in the U.K. this week. To mark the occasion, here are some ATM jokes, some of which may be older than the machines themselves. They were always designed for humour, with their launch being made by a celebrity first customer, Reg Varney, before he moved on… Continue reading ATM Jokes
Month: June 2017
Lamp Jokes
This week’s topic for puns is Lamp Jokes. However, no genie (or djini) in the lamp jokes here as that could be a page all by itself, a bit like the “how many x does it take to change a lightbulb” type, which no doubt will arrive here at some stage. Don’t, as always, expect… Continue reading Lamp Jokes
Pepper Jokes
The topic for this week’s puns is Pepper Jokes, so take them with a pinch of salt. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone told me I looked like a pepper mill. I took it as a condiment. Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper… Continue reading Pepper Jokes
Keyboard Jokes
Staring to my laptop earlier thinking about joke topics gave me the idea of keyboard Jokes for this week’s puns. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality. The benefit of working at a laptop keyboard factory, extra shifts. I dropped a really big crumb on my laptop keyboard. Turned… Continue reading Keyboard Jokes
Pencil Jokes
I was looking for some stationery this week, and it made me think about topics for a page of puns. We’ve had ruler jokes before, so on a similar theme, here are some pencil jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of either hilarity or originality… A policeman came up to… Continue reading Pencil Jokes