This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lipstick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me.
A duck walks into a make up store and says “Give me a lipstick, and put it on my bill”.
I put some lipstick on my head the other day. I was trying to make up my mind.
I only wear flavoured lipstick. I have good taste in make up.
You know I’m not good at make up when my favourite shade of lipstick is crayon.
Happy clowns wear bright lipstick, sad ones wear frowndation.
I wondered what doctors could advise me on lipstick, then I realised it was the Cos-medics.
A friend of mine makes lipstick, mascara, and other types of make up. Apparently he drives a compact car.
How do vampires fix their lipstick if they have no reflection?
What brand of lipstick has DNA in it? Genetic Make Up.
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