Month: August 2019

Bowling Jokes

Had a night out with Spinal Tap. We went eleven pin bowling

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bowling jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       If you have a referee in rugby, what do you have in bowls? Soup.   Told a friend that I had a new job as CIO of a bowling… Continue reading Bowling Jokes

Towel Jokes

Towel: What takes letters to Hogwarts students from Yorkshire.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of towel jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel. I know it’s a funny place to have a door.   What gets wetter as… Continue reading Towel Jokes

Drum Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Drum Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What’s the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.   Bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just need to find some drums now for… Continue reading Drum Jokes

Strawberry Jokes

A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of strawberry jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.   What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.… Continue reading Strawberry Jokes

Bus Jokes

I couldn't get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bus jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       What sort of public transport do superheroes use? Bus Lightyear.   Do they have a conductor on electric buses?   I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a… Continue reading Bus Jokes