Tag: strawberry

Strawberry Jokes

A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of strawberry jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.   What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.… Continue reading Strawberry Jokes

Berry Jokes

Why can't you make a crumble with 3.14 blackberries? Because that would be a pi.

There are still some berries on the trees in my garden, keeping the squirrels and other animals fed as autumn moves towards winter, so here are some berry jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like berry based humour, there is a page of banana jokes –… Continue reading Berry Jokes