This week’s puns and one liners take the form of strawberry jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.
What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood? A jampire.
Went to the shop today to buy some strawberries and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
A man goes to the doctor and tells him he has a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says “I’ll give you some cream for that”.
I’d tell you the joke about some strawberry jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 strawberries? Because that would be a pi.
How do you make a strawberry turnover? Push it down a hill.
What’s red and invisible? No strawberries.
How do you fix a broken strawberry? With a strawberry patch.
If you like these strawberry jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.