Strawberry Jokes

A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of strawberry jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

 
 
 

A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.

 

What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.

 

What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood? A jampire.

 

Went to the shop today to buy some strawberries and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.

 

A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

 

A man goes to the doctor and tells him he has a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says “I’ll give you some cream for that”.

 

I’d tell you the joke about some strawberry jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.

 

Why can’t you make a crumble with 3.14 strawberries? Because that would be a pi.

 

How do you make a strawberry turnover? Push it down a hill.

 

What’s red and invisible? No strawberries.

 

How do you fix a broken strawberry? With a strawberry patch.

 
 
 

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