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Coin Jokes

Are overworked coin makers at the Royal Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

This week’s topic for the one liners and puns is coin jokes, so let’s hope these are good for a change… As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather. Did you hear about the man who swallowed… Continue reading Coin Jokes

Swan Jokes

Got a friend who works in the repair section at the Swan Vesta factory. He's involved in match fixing.

It has been a warm week in the UK as the summer arrives, and a traditional summer activity has kicked off with Swan Upping on the river Thames.  In honour of that, my colleague Helen suggested that a page of swan jokes would be appropriate for this week’s one liners and puns, so here goes.… Continue reading Swan Jokes

Game Jokes

Local amateur poultry football team had their new star striker chicken banned. Apparently he was a professional fowl.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is game jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Saw an owl having a game of chess with a bird with a big beak. I thought “toucan play that game.”   Never tell a golfer you’re feeling below… Continue reading Game Jokes

Bridge Jokes

A friend of mine bought some London Bridge trousers. They keep falling down.

I’m back home after a few weeks travelling around Scandinavia, which included no shortage of trips over some very impressive and rather long bridges, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Bridge Jokes. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       I am shocked about the local bridge being… Continue reading Bridge Jokes

King Jokes

Simba was always the last of the pride to get out of bed. He was the lie-in king.

This week’s topic for puns and one liners is King Jokes, after meeting the King in Kronborg Castle earlier in the week…  As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are royally awful.       You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common… Continue reading King Jokes

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