Coin Jokes

This week’s topic for the one liners and puns is coin jokes, so let’s hope these are good for a change… As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…



When is it most likely to rain money? When there is change in the weather.

Did you hear about the man who swallowed a coin? There’s no change yet.

Problem with liquidity in US Financial markets is the Treasury not producing enough low denomination coins. Doesn’t make cents.

I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.

Couldn’t work out why my friend was juggling coins the other day and then the penny dropped.

Are overworked coin makers at the Royal Mint the only people who are likely to strike because they want to make less money?

I have a friend who won’t use pound coins and still tries to pay for things with pound notes. He doesn’t like change.

Bought an old bit of fabric for my boat for only 50p. It was a jumble sail.

How do penguins make a decision? Flipper coin.

Why did the man put all his coins in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash.

What sort of dog has most coins? A bloodhound, they are always picking up cents.



Last week’s swan jokes are here.

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