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Spin Jokes

Lots of people enjoy sport, but you're not really a fan unless you hold on to the ceiling and spin round cooling everyone down.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner. A friend did a PhD in Washing Machines. He’s a Spin Doctor. Scientists got bored watching… Continue reading Spin Jokes

Calculator Jokes

The minus key on my calculator is broken, but on the plus side it still works.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calculator Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got stopped by customs with a calculator, an exercise book, and a slide rule. Apparently they’re instruments of maths instruction. Always trusted my calculator. I can count on it. Managed to get… Continue reading Calculator Jokes

Rainbow Jokes

a hotel and was offered the black and white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rainbow Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you wrap up some fog? With a rainbow… Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow. A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after… Continue reading Rainbow Jokes

Concrete Jokes

It annoys me when people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel. It's all about cementics.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Concrete Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A fish swims into a concrete wall. Dam. I studied concrete for a while. It’s really hard. How do you start a concrete race? “Ready… Set…” I’m never sure of the difference… Continue reading Concrete Jokes

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