This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner.
A friend did a PhD in Washing Machines. He’s a Spin Doctor.
Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day.
Apparently the reason my dog spins in circles when he’s excited is that it’s hard to spin in squares.
Saw a bug running round in circles. I think it was trying to build up centipedal force.
Went to the casino and had a few spins on the roulette wheel, until they told me to get off it.
Friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse.
Ate some vegetables and now it feels like I need to scratch and everything is moving. Think it was spin itch.
Made a car out of raw cotton. I’m going to take it out for a spin.
Lots of people enjoy sport, but you’re not really a fan unless you hold on to the ceiling and spin round cooling everyone down.
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