Spin Jokes

Lots of people enjoy sport, but you're not really a fan unless you hold on to the ceiling and spin round cooling everyone down.
Lots of people enjoy sport, but you're not really a fan unless you hold on to the ceiling and spin round cooling everyone down.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Spin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A friend of mine invented a washing machine for bank notes. It’s a real money spinner.

A friend did a PhD in Washing Machines. He’s a Spin Doctor.

Scientists got bored watching the Earth spin after 24 hours, so they called it a day.

Apparently the reason my dog spins in circles when he’s excited is that it’s hard to spin in squares.

Saw a bug running round in circles. I think it was trying to build up centipedal force.

Went to the casino and had a few spins on the roulette wheel, until they told me to get off it.

Friend of mine injured themself at a spinning class. I think they’ve taken a turn for the worse.

Ate some vegetables and now it feels like I need to scratch and everything is moving. Think it was spin itch.

Made a car out of raw cotton. I’m going to take it out for a spin.

Lots of people enjoy sport, but you’re not really a fan unless you hold on to the ceiling and spin round cooling everyone down.

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