This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Carriage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a jewel carriageway.
I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I could never build up the carriage.
A truck has overturned near the local bakery and spilled its load. Police say to expect delays on the yeast bound carriageway.
I shared a London taxi with a group of spotty youths. Think it was an acne carriage.
How do railway carriages qualify for their jobs? By training.
A friend of mine quit his job as a reporter and left town in a railway carriage. It was an ex-press train.
Saw a horse drawn carriage. No idea how they hold the pencil with hooves.
Someone told me that getting a coach would improve my tennis. Now I’ve no idea what to do with this horse and carriage.
I saw a railway carriage filled with bubblegum. Apparently it was a chew chew train.
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