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Roof Jokes

Saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church ceiling. Cycleangelo.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is roof jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       Went to a party with a construction team the other week. They really raised the roof.   My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through… Continue reading Roof Jokes

Guitar Jokes

Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.

We’ve had a few musical themed posts in the past, and this week’s series of puns and one liners follow that trend with the topic being guitar jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It… Continue reading Guitar Jokes

Wall Jokes

A friend of mine is a carpet fitter. Walter Wall.

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of wall jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…     I left my bike beside a wall the other day, and it fell over. It was two tyred.   I went to the house where the inventor of the toothbrush lived. There… Continue reading Wall Jokes

Bath Jokes

Got home and someone has stolen all the bits of carpets and the mats. Police think it was the work of rug addicts.

This week’s collection of one liners and corny puns take the form of bath jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.   Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make… Continue reading Bath Jokes

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