This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tattoo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won’t allow me in with fire arms. My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a… Continue reading Tattoo Jokes
Month: April 2022
Animal Vehicle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Animal Vehicle Jokes, a request that’s come our way for a series of puns that involve animals and vehicles. Niche, we know. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “how do… Continue reading Animal Vehicle Jokes
Monopoly Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monopoly Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest. I went game… Continue reading Monopoly Jokes
Wedding Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wedding Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a wedding that was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers… Went to a low bandwidth wedding recently. Awful reception. My microwave & freezer got married in… Continue reading Wedding Jokes
Label Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Label Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I opened a new box of animal crackers the other day. It said on the label “don’t eat if seal is broken”. I checked the shapes, and it was. Delighted to finish… Continue reading Label Jokes