Category: Randomness

Adventure Jokes

Thought I'd get tired on my mountain climbing adventure but turned out I was in peak condition.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Adventure Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Used to drive a race car shaped like a rose. You put the petal to the metal and it would take you on a blooming adventure. When on an adventure on a… Continue reading Adventure Jokes

Bogeyman Jokes

Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster? In Bogey Wonderland.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Bogeyman Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman. Where are you most likely to see Alice being chased by a monster In Bogey Wonderland.… Continue reading Bogeyman Jokes

Ski Jokes

Thought I saw a skiing lizard, turned out to be a slalom-ander.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Ski Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s green and slides down mountains? A skiwi. Was going to go water skiing but I couldn’t find a lake steep enough to slide down. You can get a skis online for… Continue reading Ski Jokes

Fireplace Jokes

What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fireplace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney. Which English king invented the fireplace? Alfred The Grate. What do mathematicians put in their fireplace? Natural logs.… Continue reading Fireplace Jokes

Well Jokes

“Why did you fall into that waterhole?” “I just didn’t see that well”.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Well Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s the difference between a well dressed person on a tricycle and a scruffy person on a bicycle? Attire. “Why did you fall into that waterhole?”“I just didn’t see that well”. I… Continue reading Well Jokes

Midnight Jokes

If we weren't supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Midnight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the bike fall over at midnight? It was two tyred. If we weren’t supposed to have midnight feasts, why do fridges have lights? It’s midnight. Or as they called it… Continue reading Midnight Jokes

Hulk Jokes

What’s The Hulk’s favourite station on the London Underground? Turnham Green.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of The Hulk Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. Why is The Hulk’s wardrobe a mess? Because he has hangar management issues. What do you get if you cross Captain… Continue reading Hulk Jokes

Crocodile Jokes

Saw a group of crocodiles who play parody rock songs. They're a pun croc band.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Crocodile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw someone driving with a crocodile reading a map in the passenger seat. I asked what was going on, he said “That’s my Navi Gator”. I think my pet crocodile is an… Continue reading Crocodile Jokes

Fox Jokes

Saw someone dancing with origami style animals. Big fish little fish, cardboard fox.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fox Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw Michael J Fox at a garden centre the other day. Recognised him straight away, he had his back to the fuchsias. Watched Fox News last night. Disappointing. Not a single… Continue reading Fox Jokes

Weight Jokes

Apparently Sauron kept to his ideal weight by eating in Mordoration.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot’s licence. Chocs away! A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have… Continue reading Weight Jokes