After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie… Continue reading Tie Jokes
Month: May 2017
Shirt Jokes
This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony. On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”. A… Continue reading Shirt Jokes
Password Jokes
Like most people, I’ve had that annoying experience of trying to think of a new password that is complex enough to be secure and memorable enough to be useful, and that seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some password jokes. Don’t worry, none of them are too cryptic, but don’t expect… Continue reading Password Jokes
Shower Jokes
We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them… A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he… Continue reading Shower Jokes