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Tie Jokes

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says "we don't like your tie pin here".

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie… Continue reading Tie Jokes

Shirt Jokes

“I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.   On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”.   A… Continue reading Shirt Jokes

Password Jokes

I was going to change my password to be one of my favourite places in France but it's Toulon.

Like most people, I’ve had that annoying experience of trying to think of a new password that is complex enough to be secure and memorable enough to be useful, and that seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some password jokes.  Don’t worry, none of them are too cryptic, but don’t expect… Continue reading Password Jokes

Shower Jokes

Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it's more of a soap opera.

We’ve had Bath Jokes previously so this week it’s the turn of shower jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…  given the topic, they are of course, all clean jokes, although you might not gel with all of them…     A chap checks into a hotel, and is asked if he… Continue reading Shower Jokes

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