Tie Jokes

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says "we don't like your tie pin here".

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie… Continue reading Tie Jokes