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Trouser Jokes

I saw a sign outside a shop saying “50% off Men’s Trousers”. Turned out they were selling shorts.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is trouser jokes. Of course, if you are a user of American English, that’s Pant Jokes, but I’m sure you know what I mean. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     Was in a hurry so tried pressing… Continue reading Trouser Jokes

Tie Jokes

A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says "we don't like your tie pin here".

After last week’s shirt jokes, it was suggested that this week’s one liners should take the form of tie jokes, so here are a few.  As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham. He says “I’d like a kipper tie… Continue reading Tie Jokes

Shirt Jokes

“I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.

This week’s page of one liners takes the theme of shirt jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       “I’m not very good at pressing my shirts”, I said with no sense of irony.   On eBay; “For sale, Incredible Hulk t-shirt. Usual wear & tear”.   A… Continue reading Shirt Jokes

Christmas Jumper Jokes

A friend of mine loses his cool every time he tries to arrange his jumpers in the wardrobe. I think he needs some help with hangar management.

For those who are not aware, today is National Christmas Jumper Day (yes, there is such a thing), so it seems appropriate that the theme this week for the collection of puns and one-liners should be jumper jokes.  Just like all good Christmas pullovers, most of these are not particularly original or funny.  It may… Continue reading Christmas Jumper Jokes

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