This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Search Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Police are searching for a gang who stole a series of ropes from the local toy shop. It’s believed they’ve skipped town.
Someone has stolen the West Yorkshire Constabulary sat nav collection. Police are searching for Leeds.
Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop.
Searched online for something to light a bonfire. It said “no matches found”.
Why did Darth Vader search the guitar shop? To find the hidden rebel bass.
I’ve searched everywhere for an old vinyl U2 album I’ve got somewhere, but I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For…
Have given up searching for a good anagram of tired. At least I tried.
I’ve stopped searching for an invisible dolphin. I just couldn’t see the porpoise.
Spent years searching for a great moustache and it turns out it was right under my nose the whole time.
News reports about someone who steals the end of jokes. Police say he is
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