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Sponge Jokes

My next door neighbours have a front door made of sponge. Lots of locals don't like it, but have to admit, I can't knock it.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Sponge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What’s yellow and spongy? A sponge.   How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn’t for all the sponges?   What’s 300m tall and made… Continue reading Sponge Jokes

Cable Jokes

I watched some cable last night. Wasn't that interesting, it didn't really do anything.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was going to get an electric car but I can’t find a cable long enough to keep it plugged in.   Police arrested a man who… Continue reading Cable Jokes

Custard Jokes

What's 300m tall and made of jelly and custard? The Trifle Tower.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.   What’s… Continue reading Custard Jokes

Pint Jokes

My friend used to always say "Pints! Litres! Gallons!". That spoke volumes.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pint Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Saw a woman in a pub playing snooker & balancing a pint on her head. Beatrix Potter.   A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman… Continue reading Pint Jokes

Bee Jokes

Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn't play them. He's a beekeeper.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Bee Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper.   I saw a… Continue reading Bee Jokes

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