We’ve previously had television jokes, and this week’s puns are on a related topic of Remote Control Jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got offered a television for £50 with a broken volume control & no remote. I couldn’t turn it down. The local television… Continue reading Remote Control Jokes
Month: March 2017
Pasta Jokes
I was driving into Birmingham yesterday thinking about topics for one liners, and as I was traversing Spaghetti Junction -or Gravelly Hill Interchange if you prefer – I thought that Pasta Jokes would make a good topic. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Almost dropped a plate… Continue reading Pasta Jokes
Lake Jokes
I was thinking about a topic for this week’s one liners and realised I was staring into a lake, so here are some lake jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I’m also not sure if these are all a bit shallow or whether we have jumped in at the… Continue reading Lake Jokes
Pear Jokes
We’ve had various fruit based jokes before including apples, lemons and bananas, so continuing the occasional theme, here are some pear jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. If you like them, have a go at playing Guess My Fruit. Went to the shop today to buy… Continue reading Pear Jokes
Pancake Jokes
It was Shrove Tuesday, or Pancake Day, earlier this week, so here are some pancake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… And if you like pancakes, you might also like this. Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road. Tossing and… Continue reading Pancake Jokes