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Friday Jokes, puns and one-liners

Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for shops. It was counterproductive.

As always, here are some Friday jokes, puns and one liners, that are not necessarily particularly original, or terrifically funny, but they may raise the occasional smile or groan…       Sad that the local archery business had to close.  They weren’t hitting their targets.   Had to give up on my plan to… Continue reading Friday Jokes, puns and one-liners

Friday funnies…

Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it.

This perhaps could be better defined as “Friday unfunnies” than “Friday funnies”, as it is the usual weekly round up of unoriginal, and not always that funny, series of puns, one-liners and jokes.  Here goes…       My laptop keeps playing “Someone Like You”.  It’s a Dell.   I was going to plug my… Continue reading Friday funnies…

Friday’s bad puns…

A friend of mine asked me if I had seen his collection of Agatha Christie novels. I think he’s lost his Marples.

This week’s collection of bad jokes seems to be strongly focused on bad puns, with the first one among those that popped out in a conversation yesterday.  As always, I hope that you enjoy this collection of bad puns and poor jokes, which are neither original nor that funny really…!       Really good… Continue reading Friday’s bad puns…

Unfunny Friday

The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up.

You’ve guessed it, unfunny Friday is another collection of the usual unfunny, unoriginal jokes that might make you groan rather than laugh…       The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up.   The batteries went in my torch last night. I was… Continue reading Unfunny Friday

Friday nonsense

An old friend of mine turned out to be a back stabber. Or, as he calls it, an acupuncturist.

Friday is, as always, the day for bad jokes, puns, and other such things.  If you are missing a regular dose of Friday nonsense, here you go…  As always, don’t expect originality or even that much funniness… but possibly the odd groan.       Apparently the best way to arrange a good space themed… Continue reading Friday nonsense

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