Month: June 2020

Pyramid Jokes

A friend finds those who build pyramids irresistible. Probably all the phaorah-mones.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pyramid Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A newly found pyramid in Egypt actually had a garage. There’s a sign on it saying Toot and Come In.   Terrible to see erosion to take… Continue reading Pyramid Jokes

Cone Jokes

Heard about someone who charges exorbitant amounts for ice cream. He's a cone shark.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Cone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Asked the man in the ice cream van for a cone. He asked “hundreds and thousand?” I said “no, just one”.   Saw someone riding through the… Continue reading Cone Jokes

Highlight Jokes

Highlighter pens are the future. Mark my words.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Highlight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I saw a chimney with a bulb on top of it earlier. It’s my highlight of the day.   I needed a highlighter, so I went to… Continue reading Highlight Jokes

Toe Jokes

Small male ants use their toes to float on water. They are buoy ants. Larger types can't float on milk because they lack toes in taller ants...

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Toe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe.   A friend told me that… Continue reading Toe Jokes