Month: December 2018

Pantomime Jokes

A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman says “would you like a pint?” The horse says, “no, two halves”.

We’re just about still in the pantomime season – oh no you’re not, or it’s behind you! I hear you cry – so here are some pantomime jokes. Pantomimes are normally associated with lots of humour and funny jokes, so that’s where the similarity might end. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity… Continue reading Pantomime Jokes

Bell Jokes

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.

It’s nearly Christmas, and today sees the winter solstice, so as Jethro Tull – the band, not the agriculturalist – would say, Ring Out Solstice Bells! Here are some bell jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A man goes into a library and asks for… Continue reading Bell Jokes

Plug Jokes

Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I plugged in my electric car.

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is plug jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Was going to plug my keyboard into the headphone socket of my laptop but was worried I might end up stereotyping. I was going to get an electric car… Continue reading Plug Jokes