Standing near the chimney I thought I heard Santa coughing I think he is coming down with something

Chimney Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of chimney jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




My mate’s chimney sweeping business is going well. Performance is going through the roof.


Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace under the chimney.


What is orange and fizzy and comes down the chimney at Christmas? Fanta Claus


Why does Santa enter houses through chimneys? Because they soot him.


I saw a chimney with a bulb on top of it earlier. It’s my highlight of the day.


A friend of mine gave his chimney away for free. It was on the house.


What do you call the fear of being stuck in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.


Standing near the chimney, I thought I heard Santa coughing. I think he’s coming down with something.


Cleaning my chimney I was surprised to find all sorts of sporting equipment for playing cricket, baseball, and rounders. I think there are some bats living in there.


Last winter, a lot of chimneys near me collapsed. It was the worst flue season in years.


…and the old classic, what did the big chimney say to the small chimney? “You’re too little to smoke…”




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