This week’s puns and one liners come with the topic of plate jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Almost dropped a plate of Alphabeti Spaghetti. That could have spelled disaster. … Continue reading Plate Jokes
Month: September 2017
Delivery Jokes
It’s often said that jokes are all about delivery, so here are some delivery jokes. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality… Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit. A friend wants to give up being a postman to become a… Continue reading Delivery Jokes
Parrot Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one liners takes the theme of parrot jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or hilarity… What do you call a parrot with an umbrella? Polly unsaturated. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What… Continue reading Parrot Jokes
Watch Jokes
The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is watch jokes. As normal these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine bought me a watch that has stopped working, but I haven’t told them yet. It’s never the right time. I held up my watch… Continue reading Watch Jokes
Snake Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the theme of snake jokes, for no particular reason. They just happen to rhyme with last week’s cake jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’m a bit worried about the snake that ate the Meccano set. Apparently he’s now… Continue reading Snake Jokes