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Tent Jokes

You can't run through a camp site, only ran. It's past tents.

As the summer comes to an end and the onset of Autumn starts, here are a few tent jokes to reminisce about the summer. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality.       Why are circus clowns often stressed? Because their job is in tents.   Local farmer helped me in to his field… Continue reading Tent Jokes

Pool Jokes

Took a dip in the local pool. The lifeguard said "what have you got there?" I said "hummus".

The topic for this week’s one liners is pool jokes, with the various meanings of the word pool included. As normal, they come with the warning that they may be neither hilarious or original…       I read a book called The Swimming Pool. It started out rather shallow but had a very deep… Continue reading Pool Jokes

Trampoline Jokes

Met the chap who invented trampolining. Nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

This week’s topics for one liners is one that has its ups and downs, so here are some trampoline jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.       Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.   I have a phobia of trampolines.. I can’t help it, they… Continue reading Trampoline Jokes

Crisp Jokes

Created a totally new flavour of crisp. If it's successful, I'll make a packet.

As normal, the topic for this week’s one liners is from random conversations, and so here are some crisp jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.       I went into a shop and ask for some helicopter crisps. They didn’t have any, so I had some plain ones instead.   Saw a… Continue reading Crisp Jokes

Biscuit Jokes

Friend got sacked from his job at the Rich Tea factory. They said he took the biscuit.

We were playing Desert Island Biscuits this week – a bit like the better known Desert Island Discs, if you were stuck on a desert island and could take one type of biscuit with you, what would it be? – and it seemed a good topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some… Continue reading Biscuit Jokes

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