This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Invitation Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I call my mate The Exorcist. Every time I invite him round for Burns Supper, the spirits disappear.
Managed to get an invite to the Archery Annual Ball. I had to pull a few strings.
Little known fact, Einstein invited Time to his wedding. After all, time is relative.
Got invited to a meeting about stealing time. I was taking minutes.
Got a message inviting me to join a business merchandising ancient Egyptian tombs. Turned out to be a pyramid sales scheme.
Was invited to the Bankers’ Reunion but I lost interest.
Got invited to the neighbours for pre-Christmas drinks with nibbles. They really spoil that cat.
Got invited to the Dress Alteration Team reunion but I didn’t turn up.
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
Got invited to a house warming party, so I thought I should bring them a gift. Got a gas heater.
Was invited to a superhero fancy dress party. I didn’t turn up, then told the host I was actually there dressed as the invisible man.
Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.
Been invited to an 80s fancy dress party, although my wife doesn’t want me to dress as a pop star for it. I’m adamant…
Invited a vampire I know to dinner but he said he doesn’t go to steakhouses.
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