It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes. These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. What do… Continue reading Reindeer Jokes
Category: 2015
Star Wars Jokes
You may have noticed that there is a new Star Wars film which has been released this week, and many people like me are hoping to relive that childhood excitement of seeing the original films in the series, and that The Force Awakens is more like the original three films than the prequels. I’m off… Continue reading Star Wars Jokes
Winter Jokes
It’s getting a bit cold, wet and wintry outside at the moment – at least, it is here in the UK – so it seems time for some winter jokes. Don’t expect there to be too much hilarity or originality though…. How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of… Continue reading Winter Jokes
Lorry Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lorry Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos. Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a… Continue reading Lorry Jokes
Electric Jokes
I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking… Saw a bull caught in an electric… Continue reading Electric Jokes
Philosophy Jokes
I got the first one liner below in my head yesterday and seemed to tell it over and over again, so it seemed that a good topic for this week’s puns is philosophy jokes. Of course these words of wisdom may not contain originality or humour…. Apparently Karl Marx’s toilet plays music… Continue reading Philosophy Jokes
Tea Jokes
I was having a cup of tea thinking about what might make a good topic for a page of one liners for this week, and drew inspiration from that particular beverage. So, here are a series of tea jokes, although they may provide less relaxation than a cuppa, and are unlikely to hold much hilarity… Continue reading Tea Jokes
Clown Jokes
Last weekend was Halloween and my costume for this year was that of a clown, and perhaps a rather scary one. It was suggested that this would be a good topic for some one liners, so here are a few clown jokes. Don’t expect them to be too funny or original…. Did… Continue reading Clown Jokes
Ghost Jokes
It’s Halloween this weekend, and as we have had Halloween, Vampire and Dracula jokes in the past, here are some Ghost Jokes. They come, as normal, with no guarantee of funniness or originality. In fact, you might recognise some that have appeared before. They might cause more frights than laughs… I’ve noticed that… Continue reading Ghost Jokes
Clock Jokes
Clocks seem to be all the rage at the moment, with Wednesday having been “Back To The Future Day”, the day that Marty McFly went forward in time to in the second of the films, and with clocks changing this weekend. We’ve had time jokes and time travel jokes before, so there may be a… Continue reading Clock Jokes