I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking…
Saw a bull caught in an electric fence. Think it was charging.
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Do they have a conductor on electric buses?
Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?
Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I parked my electric car.
What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz? An electric lemon.
A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads.
What’s an electrician’s favourite car? A volts wagen.
Who was the first electric detective? Sherlock Ohms.
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
What’s a bad electrician’s favourite confectionary? Shock-a-lot.
I learned to drive in an electric car. It had joule control.
I spent so long thinking about these, now my head hertz.
Why do anarchists live without electricity? Because they believe all power corrupts.
A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.
Last week’s philosophy jokes are here.
If you like these electric jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.