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Electric Jokes

I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking…

 

 

 

Saw a bull caught in an electric fence. Think it was charging.

 

Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.

 

Do they have a conductor on electric buses?

 

Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?

 

Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I parked my electric car.

 

What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz? An electric lemon.

 

A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads.

 

What’s an electrician’s favourite car? A volts wagen.

 

Who was the first electric detective? Sherlock Ohms.

 

Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.

 

What’s a bad electrician’s favourite confectionary? Shock-a-lot.

 

I learned to drive in an electric car. It had joule control.

 

I spent so long thinking about these, now my head hertz.

 

Why do anarchists live without electricity? Because they believe all power corrupts.

 

A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.

 

 

 

 

Last week’s philosophy jokes are here.

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