Electric Jokes

Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.

I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking…




Saw a bull caught in an electric fence. Think it was charging.


Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.


Do they have a conductor on electric buses?


Do you need a current license to drive an electric car?


Really nice car park here. The sign says “You will be charged after 2 hours”. Very kind, I thought, as I parked my electric car.


What’s yellow and goes bzzzzz? An electric lemon.


A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads.


What’s an electrician’s favourite car? A volts wagen.


Who was the first electric detective? Sherlock Ohms.


Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.


What’s a bad electrician’s favourite confectionary? Shock-a-lot.


I learned to drive in an electric car. It had joule control.


I spent so long thinking about these, now my head hertz.


Why do anarchists live without electricity? Because they believe all power corrupts.


A battery and a firework were arrested. One was charged, the other let off.





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