This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… It’s the Fishing tournament today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream? Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing. … Continue reading Fishing Jokes
Month: November 2019
Helium Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react. Heard a… Continue reading Helium Jokes
Engineer Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates. Managed to get some engineering calculations wrong by using the wrong pencil. It… Continue reading Engineer Jokes
Newspaper Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Newspaper Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation. Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a… Continue reading Newspaper Jokes
Garage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake. My car sailed through its MOT inspection. The garage is… Continue reading Garage Jokes