Month: November 2019

Fishing Jokes

For Sale: Replica Fisherman's Knife (Made To Scale).

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       It’s the Fishing tournament today. I hear it’s all online. Anyone got a good stream?   Went to see a play about fly fishing. The cast was amazing.  … Continue reading Fishing Jokes

Helium Jokes

I love helium. I just can't speak highly enough about it.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Some helium went into a bar. The barman shouted “Oi! I’ve told you! We don’t serve Noble gases in here! Get out!” The helium didn’t react.   Heard a… Continue reading Helium Jokes

Engineer Jokes

A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I have some crockery that have photos of software engineer drinking gin. They’re tech-tonic plates.   Managed to get some engineering calculations wrong by using the wrong pencil. It… Continue reading Engineer Jokes

Newspaper Jokes

Saw an advert in my local newspaper saying "Account Wanted: £50000 - £60000. I phoned them and said "It's -£10000".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Newspaper Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.   Got upset when I couldn’t find any scissors to cut a… Continue reading Newspaper Jokes

Garage Jokes

A friend has gone into business by setting up a garage that fixes car ignitions. It’s a start up.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oyster Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea. Think he was on a brake.   My car sailed through its MOT inspection. The garage is… Continue reading Garage Jokes