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Dracula Jokes

When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says "Your account".

Last year at Halloween, we had Halloween Jokes, so this year, a bit more specific with Dracula Jokes. Of course, some of these are as old as the legends themselves, and certainly far from being either original or too funny…..       Do you think Dracula spends today online shopping, and keeps clicking on… Continue reading Dracula Jokes

Insect Jokes

Saw a fantastic film about a very large insect. It was XL ant.

After last week’s spider jokes proved popular, the next natural topic seems to be insect jokes. Or, at least, as much as any topic for these jokes seems to make sense. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or funniness. Although these ones might bug you a bit more….     What do… Continue reading Insect Jokes

Spider Jokes

A friend has a bizarre fear of spiders in raincoats. Anorakaphobia.

I was having a conversation about odd foods this week which became a debate about spiders, and hence, the topic of this week’s one-liners and puns is spider jokes. Well, what did you expect to find on the web? Of course, these have no guarantee of funniness or originality…       Was going to… Continue reading Spider Jokes

Banana Jokes

A friend keeps having nightmares about half eaten bananas. We suspect it's a mid-Fyffe crisis.

There is something inherently funny about bananas. Even the name is somehow amusing. Think of all those physical slapstick routines features a banana skin on a pavement somewhere, or those jokes like “time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”. In their honour, here are some banana jokes, although as normal they are… Continue reading Banana Jokes

Washing Jokes

Friend told me he had set up business washing mice and rats. Thought it was dodgy at first, then realised it was squeaky clean.

This week’s topic for one liners and puns is washing jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move.   Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go.   Asked a girl who works in the… Continue reading Washing Jokes

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