Tag: one liner

Tax Jokes

If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I'd have a huge tax bill.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed.   If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of… Continue reading Tax Jokes

Radio Jokes

I get my love of music from my father, who was a conductor. He always listened to the radio on his bus.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Radio Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I’ve got a new radio alarm clock that plays Parklife by Blur. It wakes me up every morning except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen.… Continue reading Radio Jokes

Cure Jokes

I've got an odd illness where I deny the existence of some 80s bands. There's no Cure.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cure Jokes, although they may well not cure anyone’s lack of laughter… as normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash promises.   A… Continue reading Cure Jokes

Dracula Jokes

When Dracula shops online, he keeps clicking on the button that says "Your account".

Last year at Halloween, we had Halloween Jokes, so this year, a bit more specific with Dracula Jokes. Of course, some of these are as old as the legends themselves, and certainly far from being either original or too funny…..       Do you think Dracula spends today online shopping, and keeps clicking on… Continue reading Dracula Jokes