This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Puncture Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Got a puncture, used to cost 50p to reinflate it, now it’s £1. The price of inflation.
Someone keeps puncturing tyres on cars around here. Police are looking tyrelessly for him.
Got a puncture in my tyre the other day. Think it was at the fork in the road.
A friend was struggling with tyre puncture. I said “don’t worry, no pressure”.
Thought my old bike was ok for a bit longer but it’s got a puncture. I’m going to have to retyre it now.
I know someone who used to live in a spare tyre, but it got a puncture and now they’re in a flat.
Tried to fix my puncture with duct tape and now I’ve got a sticky situation.
Got a puncture driving by a local music festival. I just heard a pop.
Went on a mindfulness retreat to lose the stress after getting a puncture. I learned the true meaning of letting go.
Went to a party at the puncture museum. It was a great blow out.
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