This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yeti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘Finding The Yeti’. The librarian directs him to the large print section.
I tell my friend to stop telling Bigfoot jokes. Yeti still does.
The Yeti was going to go public in a press conference, but he got cold feet.
What do you get if you cross The Yeti with Dracula? Frostbite.
whee do Yetis go to dance? At the Snow Ball.
Little known fact is that The Yeti always knows what time it is. He just checks his Sasq Watch.
The Yeti sent me a huge pile of snow, then sent me a message saying “get my drift?”
Was on a ship and spotted the Abominable Snowman in a uniform. Turns out he was their Chief Yeti Officer.
What do you call a Yeti who works magic with pot plants? Hairy Potter.
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