Month: July 2024

Olympics Jokes

I entered the seafood Olympics and got the Prawns Medal.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Olympics Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too much chance of a silver medal. Why isn’t suntanning an Olympic sport? Because the best you can ever get is bronze. A gymnast walks… Continue reading Olympics Jokes

Llama Jokes

Who is the most accomplished camel like composer? Llamadeus Mozart.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Llama Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I’d called a major religious figure the other day and got sent a goat with an odd neck. Turned out I’d called Dial-A-Llama. I heard the famous Swedish band is going… Continue reading Llama Jokes

Part Jokes

I'm never complete my paintings. I have a black belt in partial arts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Part Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My friend is in a competitive food making group. He makes honey, part of the bee team. My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of… Continue reading Part Jokes

Silent Jokes

Auditioned for a role in a silent version of Oliver Twist and got it. It's brilliant, I can't ask for more.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silent Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent. A friend of mine told me they wanted a ring. I told them to take their phone off… Continue reading Silent Jokes