Month: December 2019

Barn Jokes

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn. Now I have a stable connection.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Barn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       When is a tractor not a tractor? When it turns into a barn.   Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved… Continue reading Barn Jokes

Line Jokes

I like jokes about stationery but rulers are where I draw the line.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Line Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging.   Took a risk washing my clothes when there… Continue reading Line Jokes

Recipe Jokes

Most recipes in French language cook books only require a single egg. One egg is an oeuf.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Recipe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend of mine cooks my making up a recipe and adding a German white wine. It’s an add hock approach to cooking.   The recipe said “chill in… Continue reading Recipe Jokes

Dark Jokes

Friend of mine got a job as a road cleaner who only works after dark. I don't know how he sweeps at night.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Engineer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I saw a horse in a wild west show that glowed in the dark once. Think he was rodeo active.   The electricity company cut my friend off without… Continue reading Dark Jokes

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