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Skate Jokes

Hipster friend of mine found out winter sports weren't for him. He went skating before it was cool.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Secret Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend offered me a go on his private ice rink for 50p. I thought “What a cheapskate”….   Was going to go ice skating without the skates but… Continue reading Skate Jokes

Secret Jokes

My secret is that I'm addicted to seaweed. I'm seeking kelp.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Secret Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       How do you spot a secret agent? Give him measles.   Why do scarecrows find it hard to share secrets? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has… Continue reading Secret Jokes

Darts Jokes

They used to call me Mister Dartboard in my local pub. Because I usually did.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Darts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche.   My favourite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten.   They used to call me Mister Dartboard… Continue reading Darts Jokes

Kettle Jokes

I was convinced I had already boiled the kettle. Case of deja brew.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Kettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed to let off some steam.   I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.… Continue reading Kettle Jokes

Tax Jokes

If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of things, I'd have a huge tax bill.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed.   If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of… Continue reading Tax Jokes

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