This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Secret Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend offered me a go on his private ice rink for 50p. I thought “What a cheapskate”…. Was going to go ice skating without the skates but… Continue reading Skate Jokes
Month: January 2020
Secret Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Secret Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you spot a secret agent? Give him measles. Why do scarecrows find it hard to share secrets? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has… Continue reading Secret Jokes
Darts Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Darts Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do darts teams play in winter? Ice oche. My favourite darts player is called Dusty Carpet. Never been beaten. They used to call me Mister Dartboard… Continue reading Darts Jokes
Kettle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Kettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Glad to see my kettle calmed down. Just needed to let off some steam. I keep taking photos beside boiling kettles. I think I have selfie steam issues.… Continue reading Kettle Jokes
Tax Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tax Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax return? Because he’s elf employed. If I had £1 for every time I looked on the negative side of… Continue reading Tax Jokes