This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Secret Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A friend offered me a go on his private ice rink for 50p. I thought “What a cheapskate”….
Was going to go ice skating without the skates but I got cold feet.
Couple of friends went to a shop selling half price flat fish. Cheap skates.
Hipster friend of mine found out winter sports weren’t for him. He went skating before it was cool.
Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin.
Went on a first date to a skating rink but got asked to leave. Apparently it’s not the right place to break the ice.
Friend got some camouflage skates. He can hide but he can’t run.
Why are professional skating rinks so cold? Because of all the fans.
What’s the hardest thing about skating? The ice.
Went to the shop, they told me my balance was outstanding. Didn’t realise that they had watched me skate.
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