This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Reflective Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Bought a reflective jacket. It sits in the corner and reads Descartes.
I held up my clock to a mirror. It was time for reflection.
On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.
If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair?
I was looking reflective today. It’s my new mirrored sunglasses.
Shop assistant asked me if I was going to buy the mirror I’d spent ten minutes looking at. “I need more time to reflect”, I said…
What does cheese say to its reflection? Halloumi!
I’m not one to judge, but if you don’t clean your mirrors, they reflect badly on you.
Accidentally got locked in the hall of mirrors. It gave me time to reflect.
I made a suit of out of mirrors. When I wear it, I like to sit down and reflect.
If you like these reflective jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.