This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Saint Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Who is the patron saint of emails? St Francis of a CC.
A young mouse saw a bat & thought it was St Michael the angel.
What did St Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland? “Are you ok in the back there, lads?”
Who is the patron saint of checking bread rolls? St John the Bap Test.
The patron saint of animals taught his dog to heal.
Why did Santa shorten his name to St Nick? No L.
Saint McDonald has some of the best fryers.
When St Medard was made patron saint of weather, he was given free rain.
Why did St Peter go to the podiatrist? To check Heaven’s gait.
The patron saint of not being in love is St Francis of 10cc.
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