This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stomach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I ate a caterpillar once and ended up with butterflies in my stomach.
I was going to make a haggis, but I didn’t have the stomach for it…
Friend of mine got a yeti tattooed on his stomach. It’s his abdominal snowman.
Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a stomach bug.
Someone told me that a cow has multiple stomachs. That sounds like a load of tripe to me.
Used to wonder where we stored our national supply of tripe. Noticed that the country doesn’t have a stomach bank but does have a Liverpool.
Local glass blower inhaled whilst working. He ended up with a pane in his stomach.
Told my doctor that I suck my stomach in when I weigh myself. He said that wouldn’t help, but it’s the only way I can read the scales.
I always get a stomach pain after I eat an overcooked grilled cheese sandwich. I think I’m black toast intolerant.
An astronomer I know has stomach troubles. He’s a gastrophysicist.
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