As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics
Coat Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coat Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My local decorator has a tiny wardrobe. He only needs one coat. Once went to a Prime Minister themed fancy dress party as Winston Churchill, complete with suit, coat and hat. Didn’t… Continue reading Coat Jokes
Chilli Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of chilli Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was in the kitchen and knocked over all the mince, rice and spices. It was chilli con carnage. How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is? Give it… Continue reading Chilli Jokes
Miner Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Miner Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bumped cars with someone who was going to dig for coal. Not a big smash, just miner damage. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman… Continue reading Miner Jokes
Design Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Design Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine just finished his A levels. he studied music of the 1970s, Scandinavia, the history of Eurovision and outlandish fashion design. he got ABBA. Friend of mine got a job… Continue reading Design Jokes
Cage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What was the Soviet Union’s most secretive insect? The Cagey Bee. I spotted a lion in a cage at the zoo the other day. He looks like a leopard now. Went on… Continue reading Cage Jokes
Cracker Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cracker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I gave my parrot a cracker the other day. Not sure it suited the paper hat though. I opened a new box of animal crackers the other day. It said on the… Continue reading Cracker Jokes
Diamond Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Diamond Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds”. John Lennon lost at Cluedo every time. I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a… Continue reading Diamond Jokes
Tank Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tank Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was on the grass looking for caterpillar tracks. That’s when I got run over by a tank. Two fish in a tank. One says to the other “how do you drive… Continue reading Tank Jokes
Wrapping Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wrapping Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Some people thought my idea of replacing Christmas wrapping paper with Bubble Wrap was silly, but at least I made my presents known. I ordered some bubble wrap online just to see… Continue reading Wrapping Jokes
Dress Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dress Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I used to dress off the peg but now my neighbours bring their laundry in at night. My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift. Had to give up my… Continue reading Dress Jokes