Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Dalek Jokes

Which Dalek tried to get rid of James Bond? Skaromanga

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dalek Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place. A dalek was on the Great Skaro Bake Off and was… Continue reading Dalek Jokes

Factory Jokes

I put in a lot of extra hours at work and ended up getting sacked from the clock factory.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Factory Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a huge bang at the cheese factory and suddenly the only thing left was de Brie. I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded. I’d love a job doing… Continue reading Factory Jokes

University Jokes

So happy that my student loan got me through university. I don't know how I can ever repay them.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of University Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Local giraffe graduated early from university. He was head and shoulders above his class. Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with… Continue reading University Jokes

Architect Jokes

I don't use sandwich architects, I prefer to use sub contractors.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Architect Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I wanted to be an architect but I sprained my angle. Wanted someone to design a big boat for me to carry some animals, so I consulted with an arkitect. Asked an… Continue reading Architect Jokes

Witch Jokes

Witches' most frightening spell books are often written in curse-ive.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Witch Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business. Heard two witches telling jokes. Broom broom. How many witches does it take… Continue reading Witch Jokes

Soap Jokes

Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it was my robber duck.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Soap Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera. Someone has stolen all the soap from my bath. I think it… Continue reading Soap Jokes

Parking Jokes

Parking a single car doesn't take much effort. Parking a fleet of cars, that takes a lot.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parking Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Where do you leave your spaceship when you visit the moon? At a parking meteor. Saw a parking sign that said “Reserved”. I thought, I’m a bit of an introvert, so I… Continue reading Parking Jokes

Shoulder Jokes

I wondered how many shoulders vamopires have. I decided to count scapula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shoulder Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I had a chip on my shoulder. One of my neighbours was stealing things from the local supermarket whilst sitting on… Continue reading Shoulder Jokes

Golf Jokes

Local golf course is haunted by a spirit who is rubbish at the sport. The bogeyman.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Golf Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend of mine had a very successful round of golf, then went to let the dentist have a look at his teeth. He got a hole in one. I could tell… Continue reading Golf Jokes

Smash Jokes

Breaking NEWS. Smashed my compass.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Smash Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard that burglars used a potato to smash a window and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted. A friend was in a band called the… Continue reading Smash Jokes

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