Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Paddington Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Paddington Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Annoyed that I wasn’t able to get a tattoo of Paddington on one bicep and of Winnie the Pooh on the other. I’ve got the right to bear arms. Good to see… Continue reading Paddington Jokes

Fossil Jokes

I thought I'd find fossils in the rocks near me but I don't want to take it for granite.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fossil Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Thought I’d found a dinosaur skeleton but it turned out to be a fossil arm. Friend of mine is really in to archaeology. She really digs fossils. I went to an archaeology… Continue reading Fossil Jokes

Fund Jokes

A fund manager I know gave his kids all their Christmas gifts today rather than waiting. He wanted them to understand present value.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fund Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I heard the famous Swedish band is going to get together to record a cover to raise funds for camelid creatures in the southern US. Sweet Home Abba Llama. I’m worried about… Continue reading Fund Jokes

Release Jokes

I saw there was a documentary series about 80s rap music released. Easy to get hold of parts A through D but you had to fight for your right to Part E.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Release Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If I owned Head and Shoulders shampoo, I’d release a body wash called Knees and Toes. I used to wonder what would happen if the larger creatures were released from the local… Continue reading Release Jokes

Earth Jokes

I have a friend who had a small part as someone from Earth in a Sci-Fi film. He was a Terrestrial Extra.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Earth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… They had to evacuate a local festival when a band did a cover of Boogie Wonderland. It set off the Earth, Wind & Fire alarm. A friend makes smoothies that make me… Continue reading Earth Jokes

Sequel Jokes

Saw a film called Tim Buck recently. Really good, hope there's going to be a sequel.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sequel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why are first novels afraid of sequels? They always come after them. Highlander has spawned a lot of sequels for a film with the tag line “There can be only one”. They… Continue reading Sequel Jokes

Shepherd Jokes

A friend of mine tried to divide 22 sheep into 7 pens and ended up with a shepherd's pi.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Shepherd Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff. A friend gave up his job… Continue reading Shepherd Jokes

Freezer Jokes

Put my freezer beside my fridge. They're chilling.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Freezer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My microwave & freezer got married in a kitchen wedding. Who gave the speech? The toaster. Opened the freezer, there was some green ice cream in it. It was mint. I was… Continue reading Freezer Jokes

Cinnamon Jokes

I thought there was a different smell in my cupboard today, then I realised the nutmeg and cinnamon have been there for so long they've become Old Spice.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cinnamon Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Orange fizzy drinks are so much better when you put a piece of cinnamon into them. Fanta stick. Found a cinnamon stick who knew a lot about stocks and shares. Apparently it… Continue reading Cinnamon Jokes

Beach Jokes

Saw an omelette on a beach in California. Turned out to be a sandy eggo.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Beach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think it’s the Comic Sands. I asked some rocks and pebbles on the beach how rough they were. The sand said it was fine.… Continue reading Beach Jokes