Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Doorbell Jokes

Bought a doorbell that plays nice music. It was a pretty sound investment.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doorbell Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating… Continue reading Doorbell Jokes

Stage Jokes

When to a U2 gig and Bono fell off the stage. He was standing to close to The Edge.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… One of the reason that people on stage are often good at making small talk is that they have microphones. Local theatre director has lined the stage with Scrabble tiles so he… Continue reading Stage Jokes

Cube Jokes

A friend just gave me a sugar cube as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cube Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I tried tickling some Oxo cubes and they became a laughing stock. I was going to put ice cubes in my socks then I got cold feet. Following a recipe, says I… Continue reading Cube Jokes

Licence Jokes

I used to always go the extra mile. That's why I lost my taxi driving licence.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Licence Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Found out recently that James Bond is a big fan of pottery. He’s even got a licence to kiln. Do you need a current licence to drive an electric car? I used… Continue reading Licence Jokes

Graffiti Jokes

Bought some graffiti proof paint. It's unremarkable.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Graffiti Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend lost his job as a graffiti artist. To be fair, the writing has been on the wall for some time. Bought some graffiti proof paint. It’s unremarkable. I know a… Continue reading Graffiti Jokes

Lipstick Jokes

How do vampires fix their lipstick if they have no reflection?

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lipstick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me. A duck walks into a make up store and says “Give me a lipstick,… Continue reading Lipstick Jokes

Trailer Jokes

Always find it hard to rent a trailer. I've never managed it without a hitch.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of trailer Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a trailer filled with musicians with someone trying to fill up a car on it. I think they were trying to pump on the bandwagon. I haven’t seen that new film… Continue reading Trailer Jokes

Seagull Jokes

I saw a bird so big today that it was more than a seagull, maybe a d-gull. Or even an eagle.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Seagull Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why did the seagull cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off. Which side of a seagull has most feathers? The outside. Heard about a seagull who stole a sausage. It… Continue reading Seagull Jokes

Trifle Jokes

Got in to trouble when I was in the army when they found me with trifles, ice cream and cakes. They said I was a desserter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trifle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… In the local police station and saw an officer with three stripes eating a trifle. He was the custardy sergeant. Drove to work yesterday, almost no one else out. I saw a… Continue reading Trifle Jokes

Minecraft Jokes

How do Minecraft players measure their shoe size? In square feet.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Minecraft Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Weird thing about food in Minecraft is that it all tastes very gamey. How do Minecraft players stay fit? They run around the block. Why don’t Ender Dragons like reading books? They… Continue reading Minecraft Jokes