Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

alphabetical list of joke topics

As the list of joke pages gets longer, it’s getting harder to find a particular topic in the list, so here are is an alphabetical list of joke topics, which will be updated as new pages are added. A Accent Jokes Acting Jokes Addiction Jokes Airport Jokes Alarm Jokes Alice in Wonderland Jokes Alien Jokes… Continue reading Alphabetical List of Joke Topics

Part Jokes

I'm never complete my paintings. I have a black belt in partial arts.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Part Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My friend is in a competitive food making group. He makes honey, part of the bee team. My resolution is to travel about and plant horse chestnut trees everywhere. It’s part of… Continue reading Part Jokes

Silent Jokes

Auditioned for a role in a silent version of Oliver Twist and got it. It's brilliant, I can't ask for more.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Silent Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the p is silent. A friend of mine told me they wanted a ring. I told them to take their phone off… Continue reading Silent Jokes

Nettle Jokes

Local police have just planted a huge collection of nettles. They're going to be used in a sting operation.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nettle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got stung by nettles recently. He over charged me for the full Bergerac VHS set. The most stinging plant based rock is Heavy Nettle. Someone asked me if I could prevent… Continue reading Nettle Jokes

Sand Jokes

My bucket list: sand, ice, water.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sand Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Asked in a record shop if they had anything by The Doors. Chap said “yes, a bucket of sand and a fire blanket”. I keep seeing jokes written on the beach. Think… Continue reading Sand Jokes

Carriage Jokes

Someone told me that getting a coach would improve my tennis. Now I've no idea what to do with this horse and carriage.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Carriage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was driving down a road that was surfaced with emeralds, rubies and diamonds. I think it was a jewel carriageway. I wanted to learn to be a train mechanic, but I… Continue reading Carriage Jokes

Harp Jokes

Heard an easy listen strings version of Bonnie Tyler hits. It's totally clips of the harp.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Harp Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre. Saw an advert for a really quiet harp on eBay. No strings… Continue reading Harp Jokes

Thumb Jokes

Saw an architect dip his thumb in some navy coloured paint. Apparently he was trying to get a blueprint.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Thumb Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I spotted a new website all about hitch hiking. It’s got the thumbs up. I dislocated my thumb but two friends managed to reset it. It was a joint effort. A carpenter… Continue reading Thumb Jokes

Flip Jokes

I used to wonder who flipped a vampire's pancakes. Turns out it's Count Spatula.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Flip Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I met a really angry pancake earlier. He just flipped. A man with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and says, “Got any flip flips?” How do penguins make a… Continue reading Flip Jokes

Doorbell Jokes

Bought a doorbell that plays nice music. It was a pretty sound investment.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Doorbell Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I know a dog who goes and sits in the corner every time the doorbell rings. He’s a boxer. Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating… Continue reading Doorbell Jokes

Stage Jokes

When to a U2 gig and Bono fell off the stage. He was standing to close to The Edge.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… One of the reason that people on stage are often good at making small talk is that they have microphones. Local theatre director has lined the stage with Scrabble tiles so he… Continue reading Stage Jokes