Tag: Stomach

Stomach Jokes

Told my doctor that I suck my stomach in when I weigh myself. He said that wouldn't help, but it's the only way I can read the scales.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Stomach Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I ate a caterpillar once and ended up with butterflies in my stomach. I was going to make a haggis, but I didn’t have the stomach for it… Friend of mine got… Continue reading Stomach Jokes