This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve… Continue reading Coal Jokes
Rhino Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rhino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him. Not sure… Continue reading Rhino Jokes
Mortgage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mortgage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. Think he was the loan arranger. Found out the interest that buccaneers pay on… Continue reading Mortgage Jokes
Mud Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mud Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They were a real stuck in the mud. I used to be addicted to mud wrestling but I’ve been clean for years now. Went… Continue reading Mud Jokes
Wardrobe Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wardrobe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read a book about a fictional character laundering their clothes and putting them away. The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe Went into my bedroom the other day and saw that the… Continue reading Wardrobe Jokes
Escape Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Escape Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals. My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape. How did the… Continue reading Escape Jokes
Screen Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Screen Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen. I’ve just changed my screen size to 1366 x 766. It’s my New Year resolution.… Continue reading Screen Jokes
Waffle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles. The… Continue reading Waffle Jokes
Relish Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it. I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income. Walked into a business meeting the… Continue reading Relish Jokes
Microphone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microphone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2… Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a… Continue reading Microphone Jokes