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Coal Jokes

Applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn't have the right experience. Never mined.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve… Continue reading Coal Jokes

Rhino Jokes

If you say you say you're a fan of pachyderms but only like rhinos, elephants, pigs and tapirs, then you're being hippo critical.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rhino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him. Not sure… Continue reading Rhino Jokes

Mortgage Jokes

Disappointed that the bank turned down a mortgage on a building for my Desserts by Drone business. They said it was just pie in the sky.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mortgage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. Think he was the loan arranger. Found out the interest that buccaneers pay on… Continue reading Mortgage Jokes

Mud Jokes

Was out cycling and someone told me that one of my mud flaps had fallen off. I said I'd carry on rear guardless.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mud Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to Glastonbury once with a dull friend. They were a real stuck in the mud. I used to be addicted to mud wrestling but I’ve been clean for years now. Went… Continue reading Mud Jokes

Wardrobe Jokes

s one door closes, another one opens. Wish I'd paid more attention to the assembly instructions for this wardrobe.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wardrobe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read a book about a fictional character laundering their clothes and putting them away. The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe Went into my bedroom the other day and saw that the… Continue reading Wardrobe Jokes

Escape Jokes

I trained some fish to escape. A koi, B koi and C koi all got away because everyone chased the D koi.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Escape Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals. My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape. How did the… Continue reading Escape Jokes

Screen Jokes

Went on an online video call and a picture of a can of spam appeared on my screen. Think it was a zoom meat tin.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Screen Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen. I’ve just changed my screen size to 1366 x 766. It’s my New Year resolution.… Continue reading Screen Jokes

Waffle Jokes

Good waffles are like good cricket teams. You need a good batter.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles. The… Continue reading Waffle Jokes

Relish Jokes

I invented a relish, and it's selling well. It's my main sauce of income.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it. I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income. Walked into a business meeting the… Continue reading Relish Jokes

Microphone Jokes

Hired someone to do a motivational talk. He came in, stood at the microphone, stared at us and left. We were left speechless.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microphone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2… Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a… Continue reading Microphone Jokes

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