This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mountain Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Friend of mine took up mountaineering whilst wearing a suit and re-enacting scenes from Rocky. He’s got the Tie of the Eiger.
A friend of mine made some tea whilst up a mountain trying to work out the length of a side of a right angled triangle. Turned out it was a high pot in use.
I like the scenery around mountain lakes. Some are absolutely gorges.
Why do mountains not get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps.
Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads? ‘Scurvey.
Places with smaller mountains can be very amusing. Some are hilly areas.
What’s green and slides down mountains? A skiwi.
Never play hide and seek with mountains. They peak.
What do you get if you cross a mountain range with a herd of elephants? A strategic advantage over the Romans.
Apparently when they’re hiring at the Mountain Dew factory, they look for people with a Can Dew attitude.
Watched that new TV programme about mountain goats. So many cliffhangers.
Can be very tiring climbing some mountains in the Himalayas. Don’t Everest.
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