This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Zero Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Did you hear about the snowman who got cooled down to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
What’s red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Love it when my partner quietly says “zero, null, ziltch, naught” to me. Whispering sweet nothings.
Name a famous rock group with four members but with zero singers or guitarists? Mount Rushmore.
How many time lords does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero, they wait for it to regenerate.
Heard about a local bank who provide mortgages with zero interest. I said “I’d like a mortgage”. Chap said “I don’t really care”.
To whoever created the concept of zero, I just wanted to say thanks for nothing.
Someone told me that I have absolutely zero empathy, but I’ve no idea why they think that.
What did zero say to eight? Nice belt.
Tried telling some jokes in a new comedy show in zero gravity. They didn’t go down well.
Playing dominoes with Bonnie Tyler. I’m holding out for a zero.
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