Horn Jokes

Thought I saw a horse with an antler, then I realised it was a unique horn.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Horn Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a rhino made out of pastry, with a cream horn. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… Why do cows have cow bells? Because their horns don’t work. What… Continue reading Horn Jokes